drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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