Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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