I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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