Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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