Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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The uberlube is also flammable
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So here I am, sexting at work.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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