What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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