i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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