I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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