What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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