Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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