The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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