I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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