just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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