I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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