Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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