I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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