I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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