Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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