found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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