did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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