don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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