Christians are straight up FREAKS
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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