what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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