: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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