Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My vagina just recognized that song.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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