Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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