the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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