brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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