you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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