Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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