just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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