his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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