what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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