Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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