Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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