She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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I am available for nakedness
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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