Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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