oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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