...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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