question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night