like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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