well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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