how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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