He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
zippers are such a cool invention
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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