Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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