office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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