We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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