My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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