You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples