i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I touched a dick in church today