The maid of honor just puked.
I have demons in me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
