Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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