the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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